There Is No War

Praise that isn't and isn't for There Is No War:

"According to the DSM-IV-TR diagnostic criteria for delusional disorders, grandiose-type symptoms include grossly exaggerated beliefs of:
*self-worth *power *knowledge *identity *exceptional relationship to a divinity or famous person."
- Wikipedia

"So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
- Futurama

"Finally, don Quixote's final hour came, after he received all the sacraments, and after he cursed the books of chivalry with many powerful words. The notary was present, and he said that he'd never read in any book of chivalry that a knight errant had died in his bed so calmly, and in such a Christian way as don Quixote, who, amidst pity and tears of those surrounding him, gave up the ghost; that is, he died."
- Miguel de Cervantes

Most of these stories are from maybe '05 - '10...?

They are dumb, nearsighted, and likely riddled with spelling and grammatical errors. Even so, please download & read them!